Partly Facetious : PM must start reading files

"It was a slap on the face of some Khanzadehs."
"If you are referring to Khanzadehs as in Imran Khan's supporters then I am sorry but that ain't happening, at least as per the opposition there isn't the same punishment for the same crime..."
"One correction my friend: corruption can rarely be exactly the same - the beneficiaries are different, the facilitators are different, the means are different, the amount involved is different..."
"Hence the proposed new National Accountability Bureau law tabled in parliament by Zardari sahib's lawyer and the Khan administration has reportedly finalized its NAB ordinance though when Zardari sahib called the shots he didn't amend the law..."
"Right, but the Khanzadehs who received a slap by the Prime Minister..."
"How do you define a Khanzadeh? Someone who voted for The Khan? Someone who changed political loyalties to join The Khan after he formed the government and there was a price exacted for the change which explains 50 plus federal ministers, ministers of state, advisors, special assistants paid for by the tax payers and..."
"Well, there were many who joined The Khan's party in anticipation of his victory and then there are those who joined afterwards and need I add this process is not stalled but when I mentioned the Khanzadehs being slapped I meant those who have benefited from his administration with positions and protocol and need I add they are gonna take the slap with smiling faces now but beware when The Khan is out of power they may..."
"That's the roadmap of Pakistani politics my friend... anyway The Khan has stopped his Khanzadehs from giving special treatment with respect to the Gas Infrastructure Development Cess to some rather nice manufacturers/producers and I would like to add that The Khan's Ivanka Trump, Jehangir Tareen, was never the recipient of this benefit or whatever you want to call it..."
"Wasn't GIDC levied as a dedicated fund for gas development projects? And if so has the government revisited the need for GIDC given the 15 year long RLNG contract with Qatar..."
"Dar, the Nawaz Sharif acolyte, who developed pretensions of grandeur dreaming of being appointed as the First Man rather than the Second Man used to take dedicated funds and misspend them on whatever took his fancy....the upkeep of the shrines, the road outside his house in Lahore and The Khan may well do the same."
"I would urge The Khan to please, please start reading files, please. Don't be like Nawaz Sharif, please..."